Hey guys welcome to my about me page. This is me interviewing me for Sports massage magazine. May happen. You never know. Meanwhile I am never sure whether to write autobiographically in the first or third person so um here we go…
Alex has a couple dozen minor hobbies and two main jobs: he is first of all a dad and then a somatic therapist.
He tries not to do therapy on his kid nor daddy his clients but he does offer good advice on demand and speaks his mind fluently in several languages.
Mostly a regular joe, he was born in Rome during the summer of love, attended American schools in North Africa and the Persian Gulf, came to Texas for his college degree.
You can read his curriculum vitae by clicking here.
Some of his most cool claims to fame are:
Starting in elementary school, Alex has received world-class
beatings education in several martial art systems
Tai ji quan
Tae Kwon Do
Due to an extremely low pain-tolerance that would make most he-men giggle, Alex has caused endless consternation to most of his teachers and the highest rank he has achieved is: a belt to hold his trousers up.
Although some of his women friends say Alex carries himself quite handsomely, he is a recovering klutz due to early mercury poisoning and close-calls with immovable objects. His martial art training and self-healing work have enabled him to live semi-normally and he encounters banana-peel-moments with face-saving grace and aplomb.
Renowned for his therapeutic intuition and compassionate mind, Alex could never hurt a fly however he does have an intensely serious side. It is said that he once morphed into a green hulk to discourage his attackers.
A regular at local playgrounds, he tries to inspire parent friends to find their inner child. Alex welcomes any opportunity to brachiate on the monkey bars or practice forward rolls in the grass.
He loves hanging out at Makerspaces with the kids and facilitating the imagination run wild.
Alex’s experience with massage and bodywork goes back almost twenty years and yet he charges a very accessible low price in order to keep therapy affordable for people from all walks of life.
He is available to consult with you at his office in Mountain View, California.